FartComa


a fart so intoxicating that it induces one into a coma. in the worst cases, death is possible.
“oh sh-t! billy just fartcomaed himself!”

-“billy is in a coma”
-“how?”
-“a fartcoma…”
-“omg!”
the resulting gas bomb from guacamole and jager bombs, or perhaps brocoli. requires multiple people to form a circle around someone (preferably a new-born baby) and back into it and blast it with gas bomb farts until the baby develops blindness and/or deafness.
“here’s a coupon for 1 free fart coma. i get my buddies over, we do about 20 jager bombs a piece, a lot of guac is involved. then we back up into it and we just hit the baby with farts until it can’t see or hear.”

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