Fartesian


of or relating to the philosophy of farts.
i think therefore i am is cartesian. i fart therefore i am is fartesian.

Read Also:

  • jillz

    drink in the netherlands based on cider. alternative for beer and wine in clubs and bars. contains 5% of alcohol per volume. “can i have a jillz and a beer?” “jillz” derived from p-n-s, means your d-ck ” man that brod was all over my jillz ” ” duuuude she wants the jilllllz”

  • jimmy town-ing it

    1. to drunkenly grasp a girl around the waist and dry hump her into submission. begins as a dance move, but slowly turns into something different. guy 1: did you see matt with that chick last night? he was wasted! guy 2: yea dude, he was really jimmy town-ing it on that ho!

  • Jobbitis

    a severe condition in which one jobs his or her own head excessively in general conversation. person 1: “how are you today?” person 2: “good (job, job, job)” person 1: “oh, that’s good” person 2: “yeah (job, job, job)” as you can see, person 2 has a severe case of jobbitis. head jobbitis

  • bewilderment

    the most confusing feeling that you could ever feel. nothing you say makes sense, and the only cure is to hit your station. bewilderment can lead to embarr-ssing texts messages or phone conversations. me: yo what’s up man? rick: my how you get goin young man me: you’re clearly in a state of bewilderment, hit […]

  • Douchean

    douchery of a level that is only comparable to the size of a trully sizable body of water i.e. an ocean alex – “rauli you d-ck, you’re such a douche you might as well be the g-d d-mn pacific douchean” rauli – “c-c-c-yeah! that’s mah babe!” -thumbs up- “eeyyy, but at least i’m only full […]


Disclaimer: Fartesian definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.