Fartfignewton


noun: fartfignewton (fart-fig-newton)

1. the state of being a fart genius

what a fartfignewton!
when a person sucks a fart out of the -sshole of a person. it must be done with finesse and expertise. must be done with warmup excercizes
when ksweede sucks a fart out of tophers -ss, completing the fartfignewton.

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