Fartginity


fartginity (noun) – the act of farting in front of a significant other in a relationship, thereby losing a sense of dignity and being vulnerable to emotional exposure.
macy: “scott dumped me last week, but i never lost my fartginity in front of him.”
ali: “at least he never took that from you!”

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