farthammer

farthammer is a new breed of p-rn star. he concludes each s-xual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.
www.farthammer.com . . .
the act of p-ssing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral s-x.
i hate that chick, but i’d give nail her with the fart hammer.
to -j-c-l-t- all over a girl’s face after s-x, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face
if this b-tch accidentally bites my d-ck again i’m going to have to farthammer her dumb -ss.
after you have s-x you slap the woman in the face, and as she turns around to look you fart on her face.
rusty harden gave me the fart hammer last night
the p-n-s of a h-m-s-xual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.
when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your -ss!?
germanic, das fartzenheimer. refers to an ancient nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous -n-l s-x to produce an astounding amount of pent up -n-l g-sses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. the nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. but, the enemy commonly succ-mbed to the fetid cloud.
after the party, elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his b-tt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.
using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive
“dan is such a farthammer”