fartin’ around the turd
fartin’ around the t-rd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.
this figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the t-rd all afternoon.
“hey justin, quit fartin’ around the t-rd, these are open-air cubicles and it’s starting to smell like raw sewage in here.”
“hey joe, quit fartin around the t-rd and do your taxes already.”
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