Farting in a Bottle
the only joy i have left. it makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.
d-mn, i can’t afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.
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- Fart candy
a type of candy that makes you fart and keep farting. used as a joke that you can get on someone else or eat yourself and desturb a whole cl-ss in school. it can be found in some novalty catallogs and on the net ect. that fart candy joke was really funny.
- mojovationless
the instantaneous loss of all motivation and mojo. i got pwned at guitar hero…i feel so mojovationless now.
- Mommyfriend
girlfriend or female companion of a man (usually in his 20’s) who is at least twice age. not to be confused with a cradle schnitzel, as in this case, the man is enamored by older women. a bit less extreme than a gerontophile. look, is that pete and his mum? nope, that his mommyfriend.
- Fart Lettuce
br-ssica oleracea capitata (cabbage), having a short stem and leaves formed into a compact, edible head. son: what are you makin’ for dinner mom? mother: i was thinking cabbage and kluski. son: what! come on ma i f-ckin’ hate fart lettuce!! mother: -smack- watch your mouth!!
- Ferris Hilton
cory delaney, the australian teen who threw a party when his parents were away, had 500 mysp-ce gate-crashers and the police arrive, and ended up with a $30,000 damage bill. “did you see that aussie kid who threw that out-of-control party?” yeah, he’s like a cross between paris hilton and ferris bueller.” “ferris hilton!”