Fartissimo


1. noun: an extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. adj: shockingly loud, commanding – used especially as a description of farts.
the conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in antic-p-tion and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but jacob’s was fartissimo!

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