fartistry


1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one’s farts, developing musical scales, sub-b-ss frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities
‘no one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that senior partner michael hayhurst did. his ‘frere elise’ was note perfect, and his paul daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence’. a true fartist of our times.

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