Fartler


strange man-beast creatures found in the mountains, they have large bushy beards and all they say is “the fartler”. they hunt and kill deer, bear, mountain lion, racc–n, human, etc. with their bare hands. they have been known to hang the skinned bodies of their prey from sticks around their huts.
craig look the f-ck out! a fartler is behind you! run!!!

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