fartlore
the folklore of flatulence.
tom: hey, man, did you know that if you hold up a match by your -ss and fart, it’ll make a huge fireball, with green smoke!
d-ck: nah, dude. that’s fartlore. besides, only 20% of people even have methane in their farts, which is the gas that makes it possible for farts to be flammable in the first place, silly! now go make me a sandwich.
Read Also:
- Grease-Monkey Butterball
a greasy, nasty person. usually when sweaty. ali: omg, did you see didi today? linz: yeah!!! she looked like a grease-monkey b-tterball!
- Greaseism
the grease that sits upon nichole clines face. if feel so bad for nichole cline shes got a terrible case of greaseism
- grease pie
an unhygenic or sweaty v-g-n-. a woman may get a grease pie by partic-p-ting in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature. “whoa, buddy. don’t chase that one. maria is italian, she more than likely has a grease pie”
- grease pit
the local non-chain burger joint near one’s place of residence. usually the restaurant has a “neighborhood feel” and reasonable prices, while serving a variety of artery clogging delights. often named after the owner, such as “mike’s fast foods” or “big franks hot dogs”. lets go down to the local grease pit and grab a burger […]
- greaseman
a greaseman is a guy that can get you in. also a guy that can make things happen smoothly. in the movie “ocean’s eleven”, yen was a 95 pound “little chinese guy”, who worked as an acrobat in a las vegas show. he was so flexible that he could fold in half and fit in […]