Fartnership

a unification of individuals, usually taking place in a restroom or similar facility, wherein said individuals engage in flatulence that is clearly noticeable to those entering the restroom at a later date.
“dude, what’s going on with the bathroom on the fifth floor? it’s really disgusting.”

“actually, i think some fartnership meetings were held in the 5th and 6th floor men’s bathrooms today. i noticed that they left some of their materials there, though..”

see also nasca v. gc services ltd. fartnership, no. 01civ10127, 2002 wl 31040647 (s.d.n.y. sep. 12, 2002).
when a boyfriend and girlfriend step into a comfortable place where uncomfortably holding farts in, is no longer. no more explosions when she steps out of the truck. no more loud, dry coughs to cover a fart on the wooden chair at your caribou date. no more p-ssing false convictions to your dog when your significant other walks in right after you slipped a quiet sauerkraut tickler. this is the stage where trusting each other grows tremendously and the trust for your farts does the exact opposite.
fartnership displayed: a fantastic partnership of two having a conversation on the way home from chipotle – ladyfriend, “ooo man my stomach hurts, sweetie i think we may have to make a quick p–p stop.” manfriend,”no, it’ll be ok darling, trust me. be fearless, fart as loud as your -n-s will allow.” ladyfriend, “ok sweetie, thank you for not p-ssing judgement.” (plopping, slappy ham mist is forced through) manfriend,”you are so courageous, i love you.”

jack forcefully coc–ns jill under the blanket to bask in a devilish warm b-tt gas. jill laughs a bit. they have demonstrated a fartnership.

she showers as he p–ps, a slightly different form of irish bonding, both are unable to keep a quiet fart against the porcelain and shower tile. gentle giggles and conversations ensue later. this would be fartnership at its best.