fartnobyl


a gynorumus fart possesing nuclear like characterisitcs which spreads a toxic mushroom clowd of poo smog and a viscious nerve g-ss like odor across a large metropolitan area. often resulting in a high number of lingering casualties among the population such as birth defects, cancer, tumors and other central nervous system disorders.
a huge toxic and long lingering fart generally audible but possesing a sbd like gasious cloud which lingers for many years similar to the devesation caused at the chern-byl nuclear power in russia
ed: did you hear about the huge fart bob ripped in the office last week?

eric: no what happened?

ed: he had some serious fartosis and dropped a big one…it was like fartn-byl in the office. it was so bad that marisa literally threw up at her desk because of it!

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