Fartnocker
someone who jams farts back up into the -ss with your finger, clogging it.
thomas is a silly -ss fart-nocker.
one who farts one purpose.
you are such a frickin’ fartnocker.
a pudwaker who pounds some one up the -ss when they have bad gas
the fart nocker boned the blond
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