Fartnoid


paranoid of smelling a fart or someone who always smells phantom farts.
mcgee: did you fart? i smell a fart. (when actually no one farted). mcgee, you are a fartnoid, you are so paranoid of farts that you think you smell farts even when no one has farted!

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