Fartnuts
the “oh,no!” lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn’t have risked, due to recent diarrhea.
i felt the fartnuts, and knew that i had to go home to change my shorts.
when you fart so hard that it wiggles your nuts.
oh man, you just ripped a fart nut!
when u try to do a fake fart, and it doesnt work, u have unintentionaly created a fart nut( when u sh-t in your pants and leave an annoying t-rd stain)
he was trying to be funny, but all he got was a fart nut
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