fartosis


farting or or possesing continuos far like symptoms. having a condition where one farts repeatidly and does not have the ability to control it.
girl: the other day on the bus some guy walked in and crop dusted everyone on his way to the seat in the back, it was viscious!

guy: wow really? sound like he had some serious fartosis of the blowhole

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