Farts Glitter
an expression used to ill-strate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly h-m-s-xual.
bob: “i’m pretty sure jeremy’s flirting with my ol’ lady.. i’m gonna go do something r-t-rded that will land me in jail for a while.”
frank: “hahahahaha, you r-t-rd! he’s not hitting on your sister!”
bob: “yeah he sure be is! look at em! all havin’ a good time, hoppin’ around gigglin..’ ”
frank: “bob.. i don’t know how to tell you this in a way you’ll understand.. considering you met jeremy’s ‘room mate’ that he’s lived with the last ten years. you saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a ‘flat’ was. he wears gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. jeremy’s gay.”
bob: “whuuuuu? i aint’s not no never no how usta’could.. you mean he is just a happy individual?”
frank: “he farts glitter. bob. out of his -ss. and it’s like a fabulous rainbow of skittles.”
bob: “oh, one of them thar types! so that’s why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!”
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