farts per million
a measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the “million” parts of air are replaced by farticles.
a fart with higher fpm is stinkier.
“aww, dude, did you just break wind?”
“it’s okay, it was only a few farts per million. you won’t even notice.”
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