fartscratcher


really big ripper type of fart made when you have an itch on the -sshole and publicly can’t dig. best made in a loud environment.
“dude, my -ss itches, but i can’t scratch it here!” “no prob holmes, i’ll cough and you just release a sweet fartscratcher!”

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