during coitus, the female’s sudden contraction of the v*g*n*l muscles caused by p*ssing flatulence.
john – “that sh*t hurt, she shot my c*ck right out of her.”
mark – “haha, she had a fartspasm.”
- flakey mcflakerson
a person who is crazy..unpredictable..to others they seem like a lunatic with random conspiracies or thought patterns…but to them something is wrong with everyone else.. umm..okay.?..what ever say flakey mcflakerson.
- flaming casper
an ignited fart that burns with a clear flame not visible to the naked eye. dude, i heard the pop and felt the heat, that must have been a flaming casper!
- flappy pecker
when a guy what’s to f*ck you but his d*ck is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly he pulled it out, i was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his d*ck off me like a flappy p*ck*r
- follower deficit
an occurrence in social media where the amount of followers someone has is less than the amount of people they are following. did you hear? that awkward kid in our cl*ss follows like 500 people, but he only has 30 followers. dude’s got a depressing follower deficit.