fartsty-nine


when two people -ssume the positions of “69” oral s-x play, but instead of engaging in s-xual activity, they fart in each other’s faces.
john wasn’t too happy when sally refused to fartsty-nine him.

we totally did a fartsty-niner last night.

you may not fartsty-nine with minors. or miners.

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