färtzenhalter


thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. synthesis of the english word “fart” (a flatus expelled through the -n-s) and the german word “halter” (holder). likely a corruption of the german word “buestenhalter” (br-ssiere). a synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to “hold in” the expulsion of a flatus from the user’s -n-s. (army usage circa 1990)

check out specialist dribble, man. she’s wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter i’ve ever seen in all my years in vth corps!

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