fashionably early


the act when an individual or couple leaves a get-together, party, dinner, or any friendly occasion hours before it is to end. this person or couple is usually very lame in nature/personality and often trys to make their friends believe that they have more important things to do then hangout with their friends. as a result of this, this person or couple is very lonely and is always annoyingly calling his/her friends looking for the next cool or exciting thing to do, but rarely comes out to enjoy.
steve: hey, where did nicole go?
rachel: oh, she left fashionably early again.
steve: i should have figured. she’s running home to go be with her husband she never has anything good to say about.
rachel: yup, you guessed it dude.
(a cell phone rings)
rachel: one second. oh, look who’s calling. (picks up)
nicole: hey, what’s up?
rachel: not much.
nicole: hey, is there anything going on tonight?
rachel: yeah!?! this awesome party you just left. speaking of. why did you leave?
nicole: uh? (pause) i don’t know?

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