fashionably frozen


looking well dressed
and attractive but lacking cold weather apparel at fall/winter outdoor activities.
girls wearing t-shirts and jeans shivering at a northern football game in late october are fashionably frozen. (a coat and gloves might make them less attractive to the boys.)

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