fashtastrophy
a fashion disaster, fashion victim, fashion faux pas, wearing a regular clothing item in a way that highlights your incompatibility with the selection. something no person can wear in public without causing alarm to spca or peta. a person who is not able to purchase clothing that fits.
anything worn by lady gaga is a fashtastrophy, anything worn by cyndi lauper in 1980’s, don johnson in miami vice, the entire wardrobe of dallas tv series, eurotrash. someone who isnt young or hot trying to get into a nightclub with a small outfit. anyone who isnt kylie minogue wearing her clothing. anyone who takes fashion advice from britney spears.
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