fasm


short for flat -ssembler. it was written by thomasz grysztar and “is a fast -ssembly language compiler for the intel architecture processors, which does multiple p-sses to optimize the size of generated machine code. it is self-compilable and versions for different operating systems are provided.”
fasm allows me to put code, data, and imports into the same section of my win32 program!
a fake -rg-sm
chick 1: my boyfriend was horrible last night in bed.
chick 2: what did you do?
chick 1: i had to fasm and he actually believed me.

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