fast carl
a noun; when the giving party runs splay-legged over the receiving party, both naked of course, and p–ps while running onto the pr-ne recipient. like a hot carl, but more fast. can also be done on roller blades.
i saw this chick laying there and we were both naked so i cowboy-walked over to her and starting increasing speed then lit a nice fast carl on her, a belly-b-tton bulls-eye. she told all her friends.
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