Fast Ear


fast ear is the feeling you get when you listen to a song you’ve heard before and think that it is faster than usual but it actually is the original speed. when this happens you should immediately turn the song off and come back later and listen to avoid any permanent damage.
georgy- i have to get the song from a different site, that track is sped up.

jessica- no it’s not, its the same speed. you just got fast ear.

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