Fast Fauxward


when a reality television show or compet-tion intentionally re-edits footage for a pre-commercial tease that is not really what occurs when the show returns from break.

often used to maintain viewer interest or tension through the commercial break.
“america’s got talent implemented a sly use of fast fauxward tonight, as its “coming up” package showed clips of the judges coming down hard on a young girl about to cry… but after the break, the judges actually put her through to the next round with nothing negative to say.”

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