fast food shower
noun: the event in which one is sitting at their computer, most commonly playing world of warcraft, and is too lazy to take a shower. the aforementioned individual smells like absolute sh-t, and is a fat-ss. the individual uses the condensation of an extra large fast food drink to wet a napkin and rub the wet napkin all over their sweaty, smelly, sh-t stenched body.
yeah so i was hardcore gaming and smelled like an anchovy’s c-nt, so i used my c-ke to take a fast food shower.
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