fast lane


a wealthy and stylish pace and quality of life that emphasizes quick and precise response to compet-tion
life in the fast lane is believed to limit room for healthy eating.
the lane; which is commonly to the left of all traffic, used for p-ssing especially when one would wish to speed
you could p-ss him in the fast lane.
amazing tv show that came on in 2002-2003 on fox: hot cars, hot guys, hot girls, hot music, hot action…one of the only shows after 21 jump street (in the ’80s) that made cops look cool.

then all of a sudden, fox decided to be a pr-ck and move it to friday nights and people stopped watching it. why was this a stupid decision? because each episode costed $2.6million dollars to shoot in the warner bros. studios – who would put a show with an extremely high cost of production on a friday night?!

the series ended on a major cliffhanger with billie being kidnapped and fans like myself were left with no resolution. fastlane came out on dvd in july 2008 but sales were very low. why? because the entire soundtrack was changed due to copyright issues. it no longer had the same feel to it.

as a huge fastlane fan, i hope that in the future we get a better dvd set, blu-ray collection of fastlane, a fastlane movie and a fastlane season 2.
person 1: yo did u watch fastlane yesterday?!

person 2: yh it was well sik. did you see when van p-ssed on that dog?

person 1: init! van is da man.


person 1: i’m so gutted fastlane finished!

person 2: i know! we didn’t even get to see what happened to billie! are they making a season 2?

person 1: no. fox are too poor.
the area between a womans br–sts.
i threw some paper right into her fast lane, 10 points!
i cr-ppy show that fox used to steal my alias.
let’s just rape this kid of his alias for a horrible tv show!

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