Fastatude


1) v. acting in a crazy, fast-paced manner.
2) n. one who lives life “in the fast lane.”
3) n. a tall gl-ss of cold water, or any other clear liquid e.g. zhenka vodka
1) wow matt is fastatuding through that math quiz.
2) with a dodge stealth like like that, he’s quite a fastatude.
3) while you’re in the kitchen get me a fastatude.

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