Faster than a hooker in skechers
a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?
man 2: yeah….
man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!
man 1&2: lololololololololololol!!!!
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