Fastfoodie


a fastfoodie is a person who has an ardent or refined interest in fast food, soft drinks, and dollar meals. a fastfoodie seeks predictable, familiar food experiences and convenience (there’d better be a drive-through); not flavor, nutrition, or curiosity.
i’ve never had thai food, sushi, or hummus — i’m a fastfoodie!

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