Fastrack Wanker


someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.
have you only just come out of the ride? it’s been ages!

i know. there were so many fastrack w-nkers going in before us.

the queue is really long. we should probably fastrack it.

but we don’t want to be fastrack w-nkers!

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