fasturbate
when you m-st-rb-t- really hard to send yourself to sleep.
when you m-st-rb-t- really hard because you hear a noise from the building you’re in but have to finish.
i heard the keys in the door so i fasturbated
1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry
2) masturbation under time-restrictions
my parents were coming home soon so i had to fasturbate
masturbating as fast as possible.
i was in a hurry last night so i had to fasturbate.
to conciously make a descision to not m-st-rb-t- for a set period of time for religious reasons.
1) bob fasturbated the week before his trip to costa rica for fear that g-d would down his plane if he didn’t.
2) oh, it’s good friday? i better fasturbate.
the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.
“dude, why are you so sweaty?”
“while you were in the bathroom, i felt the need to fasturbate.”
when a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.
chris- ever since i startes college, i haven’t been able to m-st-rb-t-. i wish i didn’t have a roommate.
john- just do what i do, and fasturbate!
the quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. usually applies to young middle school students with a small p-n-s and a weak sense of longevity. can be good for breaks between cl-sses and/or in cl-ss.
“jebus, i really hope that the teacher doesn’t catch me beatin’ the meat, because i am terribly ashamed of my small p-n-s. what if she laughs at me! well, i guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!”
judy: “oh steven come down on me!”
steven: “well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. can you fasturbate with me?”
judy:”oh yes! that would be lovely!”
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