fasturbation
compet-tive speed w-nking
doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation
the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom
dude, i was in the bathroom before third period, and i was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! i could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
when a young man takes a break from jerking off. fasting like a jewish person during yom kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i’ve just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.
guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.
guy 1: it truly is…
the act of not eating for atleast 24 hours, and then fapping as pay off.
“gosh, i hate being a muslim, the only way to make fasting tolerable is by ye olde fasturbation motivation.
the compet-tive sport of masturbation. the first to -j-c-l-t- 1 tablespoon of their own s-m-n is the victor. cheaters have been known to inject large amounts of foreign s-m-n into their vans deferens. the sport is especially popular among high school douchebags.
“hey dad, who won the fasturbation world spoon last night?”
“d-ck c-x, but mike hawk was a close second.”
rapid s-xual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.
im too busy to m-st-rb-t- i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up
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