Fat American Cow


a typical obese american woman. although obesity and american woman are almost interchangeable. abbreviated fac. can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching oprah, with other fat american cows and at wal-mart. can not be found: on running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at whole foods.
man, i wish i lived in france were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.

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