Fat Chick Friday
a weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.
fat chick friday can be compet-tive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
fat chick friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. it is growing in popularity nation-wide in the u.s. some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
note: the trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. get creative.
ape 1: “it’s fat chick friday!”
ape 2: “fcf baby!”
ape 3: “once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won’t let go!”
ape 4: “i got one right now…gitouttahere!”
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