fat cousin


usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can’t do it yourself without looking like a total t-rd, no matter how much that she deserve it.
that b-tch of an ex girlfriend trashed my vette. i think i will give my fat cousin a call.

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