fat-driving
the act of a fat person driving in such a way that it reflects their loud, fat, lazy, and undisciplined personality. it is most often done in cars and vans from the 80s or late-model trucks. fat-drivers always look unhappy in their automobiles.
“i tried to take a left into the parking lot, but some fat b-tch was fat-driving down the center blocking both lanes.”
“i wanted to back out, but some 400-pound guy in a festiva is stopped behind me eating a chalupa. i honked so he’d pull forward, but he just looked at me while he struggled to breathe.”
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