fat hackley bitch


an overtly loud, rather large, heavily intoxicated female, often found at large social gatherings such as parties, that will stop at nothing to get in a guy’s pants; the cl-ssic fat party hoe that tries to rape you and all your friends after only one drink, exposing her true motives. often times forces herself on small, weak, defenseless males, too timid to resist the heaving rolls of doom. gives the gift that keeps on giving.
steve: dude, poor chris. last night at his party he p-ssed out and got violated by monica.
marco: oh sh-t! that could’ve been me. sean had to fight off that fat sl-t with a chair. luckily he yelled, “twinkies!” and she waddled away into the kitchen.
chris: g-dd-mn fat hackley b-tch!

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