fat hat


the roll of fat that rests on your head when you blow a fat guy
i love getting a fat hat, even if it means i have to wear a neck brace and stop riding roller coasters
the condition of having excessive head fat; being fat to the point of impossibility.
“would you like fries with that, fathat?”

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