Fat Jesus


used to describe any overweight man with mid-length brown hair and a beard, giving the impression of what jesus would be like if mcdonalds and dvds existed in 4th century judea.

popularised by the movie ‘the hangover’
1. quote from the hangover: “let’s go handsome, come on. not you, fat jesus!”

2. eric: “hey, look at that rotund beardy guy over there”

ralph: “yeh, he’s a total fat jesus”

3. jack black is sometimes a fat jesus

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