Fat Man On A Motorbike
a game played on long car journeys. the aim is to spot fat men on motorcycles.
once you spot one, you shout out ‘fat man on a motorbike’.
this game can p-ss time, and winning can be very satisfying.
joe: ‘fat man on a motorbike!’
darren: ‘y-ss! let’s start a new round.. cannot wait!’
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kid: ‘but i can’t be f-cked going on a 2 hour car journey to see a wretched old shrivel in a hospital bed!’
dad: ‘quit whining. play fat man on a motorbike with garry or something. and don’t talk sh-t about my maw.
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