Fat marine
fat dude that thinks he’s cool because was on the football team for awhile and he cheats on girls. recently he enlisted in the marines because he’s a wannabe jock bad-ss. he also used to be a dork.
dude! that guy’s such a fat marine!
nick: “smello done, fat marine!
brandon: “big fat sweaty marine!
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