Fat Midden’s


if someone’s a pure “fat midden!” then they’re a bit of a smelly hound.
commonly used in the glasgow area of scotland as an insult to those fat cheeky b-tches from helenburgh walking about allover the streets of glezga
an innocent pedestrian walks down a street and b-mps into two fat cheeky b-tches stuffing themselves with big bags of chips….

fat cheeky b-tches: “hu hu
hu” “haw!….you!”

innocent p-sser by: “yes what is it?”

fat cheeky b-tches: “you are like, sooo gay!…hu hu he!…like man”

fat cheeky b-tches: “like yeah, totally man…..hu hu hu!”

innocent p-sser by: “aye! well whatever!you two are nothing but a pair of fat midden’s hen!…cheerio!”

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