Fat Monk


respectively, a fat monk is when a girl is too fat for the pants she’s wearing and her v-g-n- pushes out and creates a bulge. the bulge looks like a monk’s head, or a fat monk’s head.
-dude, look at that girl’s vag!
-ew, what the f-ck? that fat-ss needs to lose some weight, she’s got a fat monk!
a fat monk, according to all the boys in my art and english cl-ss, is a slang term for a v-g-n-. apparently becuase there is like a little line like right where your pants are and do it looks like a monks head? or something idk the teacher started yelling at us but thats what i got out of it. so. yeah.

and its also apparently a good thing.
“ey bay bay, you gots yourself a fat monk!”
“a what?”
“a fat monk, you know wat dat is?”
“uhm…..no”
“ha, ask counrty to touch your fat monk”
“ok”
-goes over and askes-
and he grabbed my p-ssy. the end

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