fat piracy


the act of act eating a huge amount of bad food at a cheap restaurant, then doing a runner before the bill arrives.
hutnut: merz inhaled half a dozen pizzas, a six-pack of brewskies and a big chunk of chocolate cake, and then hit the road like a shirker bandit.

sharman: that’s total fat piracy.

Read Also:

  • Rakaiya Dawson

    all around top bloke, popular with ladies because he’s fairly easy on their eyes, got up a chicks skirt at maccas (deserve a large fries for that) and yeah, good guy, doesnt like to fight but will if he needs to, and yeah, nice bloke good friend 🙂 rakaiya dawson obviously didnt need lube for […]

  • Ranga Roots

    a ranga, who dies their hair a dark colour for eg. black, and when it starts to wash out, they have disgusting bright red ranga roots. person 1:”omg!that girl has two inch long ranga roots!” person 2: “eww!!! that is so gross! why does she even dye her hair at all?”

  • bibbied

    to get drunk. derived from bibby water. guy: i got so bibbied last night, i don’t know what happened after 11.

  • Rapid Pumpkin

    when a girl gets screwed so quickly(“rapidly”, if you will), that her v-g-n- gets all sore and red/orange like a pumpkin. cindy: “oh man, my vag is so sore.” lisa: “why?” cindy: “last night jim was in a rush and he gave me a rapid pumpkin.”

  • Fat Stains

    the build up of body fluids between the ruffles of a persons fat that can cause stains in clothing. aww sh-t, that f-ckers fat! yeah and look at them greasy fat stains!


Disclaimer: fat piracy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.